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    So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

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    So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

    Post by woofiedog on Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:46 pm

    Neutral

    Well the Statetrooper turns out his headlights
    Runs a Check on the License Plate
    Wishes he had time to call his wife
    To tell her he'd be working late

    Than he checks with the girl at the front desk
    He tells her 'bout the APB
    And he tries not to think of his children
    As he walks the stairs to Room 503






    he went down to the fact'ry
    the foreman said "you're late"
    he called down for security to
    escort him to the gate

    'said dont bother comin' back kid
    dont expect no severence pay
    he lost his girl, lost his dog, lost his home, lost his job
    it was not his lucky day

    no it was not his lucky day
    it was not his lucky day


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    Re: So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

    Post by woofiedog on Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:10 pm

    pirat

    I got a .410 on the back seat of a Firebird
    It’s a ‘76
    We all got laid off
    From the tire plant down in Nashville
    A few months back

    They told me down at Unemployment
    “Things have changed – you’re on your own now, boy.
    You’ve got to think outside of the box, now.”

    I made a new job, I’m self-employed now
    I got a .410 shotgun
    Cut the stock and barrel down
    It’s just a .410 shotgun
    Get the duct tape, wrap it ‘round




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    Re: So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

    Post by woofiedog on Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:32 pm

    Shocked

    Even crows act like people and finally they die insane.





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    Re: So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

    Post by woofiedog on Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:20 pm

    A good sign that you are having more than just a bad day or in this case, a very bad night indeed. Shocked

    Quote... The incident took place about 11:10 p.m. on Jan. 23, when a motorist noted the car heading south on Roselle Road and called police. An officer saw the car, presumably without much difficulty, near the Irving Park Road intersection and pulled the driver over.  The motorist, told police that she struck the tree somewhere in her hometown, but didn't remember where. Schaumburg is just north of Roselle.  Officers said the woman smelled of alcohol and failed field sobriety tests. She was cited for driving under the influence, police said.

     









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    Re: So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

    Post by woofiedog on Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:56 pm

    Twisted Evil

    With an endless supply of bullets to bite
    So every day I can take another little
    Twist of the knife








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    Re: So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

    Post by woofiedog on Sun Apr 03, 2016 5:30 pm

    pirat





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    Re: So You Think You've Had A Bad Day

    Post by woofiedog on Tue May 23, 2017 11:10 am

    happy  tedious

    The day before he died I went to see him
    Yeah I was grown and he was almost gone
    We closed our eyes and dreamed us up a kitchen
    We played another verse of that old song
    Yeah Jack you know, that son-of-a-b**** is comin'

    Like desperados waitin' for a train
    Like desperados waitin' for a train
    Like desperados waitin' for a train
    Like desperados waitin' for a train
    Desperados waitin' for a train
    Desperados waitin'









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